More DnD campaign madness! Sorry if this offends, but the story is actually pretty funny. So, our party had the home of a future bride staked-out. We were hired to remove her from the residence and deliver her to our contractor before her wedding day. There were guards outside her house though, so we decided to try and seduce the guards so we could either sneak in or take them out one at a time. The boys’ characters decided to go over in person, but my character wanted to join in the fun too. So he cast a spell to create the image of a sexy fairy who just had the most obnoxiously enormous boobs. As described, she basically looked like a pair of flying boobs. Unfortunately, my spell range was only so far and she couldn’t make it to the other house but I know she was with the other characters in spirit.
